#9: Predator (Activision, Commodore 64, 1988)
I have never seen the film Predator. For all I know, it actually does consist of 90 minutes of footage of Arnold Schwarzenegger running in a straight line, mowing down men in camouflage and being menaced by flocks of birds as he screams “GET TO THA CHOPPA!”. If it does, I expect it is still superior to the game.