#45: Lemmings (Psygnosis, Amiga, 1991)

YOU ARE A FLOATER!

Wow! You float like a butterfly!

As a Floater, you present a whimsical figure, descending gracefully to the ground with a magical umbrella like you’re goddamn Mary Poppins or something, because you’re just so eccentric. I’m sure you think you can just waltz into anywhere whenever you feel like it and nobody can do a thing to stop you. You probably think this largely because, by and large, you can, in fact, do that.

Floaters, you see, are able to safely enter areas which might just prove deadly to those that don’t share their position of privilege. They are the upper crust of the Lemmings world, moving in circles that the rest can only dream of. And if that is all they do with their status, then they have wasted the potential of their life of luxury.